AI analysis in 60 seconds

Find out why
investors will say
NO

Upload your pitch deck. AI finds the exact reasons for rejection — before you waste 6 months chasing dead-end meetings.

Not "improve section X" — but "investor closes the file on slide 4 because..."

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Full roast: all 10 criteria · shareable card · specific fixes

What you'll get

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Problem

🔴 Critical

"We have no competitors" — the investor thinks: either there's no market, or the founder didn't do their research. Both mean no.

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Financial projections

🔴 Critical

TAM $50B with no source — the investor knows you made it up. This kills trust in everything else on the slide.

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Team

🟡 Problem

"10 years in the industry" with no specifics — doesn't explain why YOU will solve this. Every investor sees hundreds of slides like this.

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Traction

🔴 Critical

"1,000 potential customers showed interest" — without paying users. Interest is free. Investors want to see money.

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failure points in the average pitch deck

60 sec

to know everything the investor is thinking

$9

vs $500k you're trying to raise

FAQ

Is the AI too harsh or too soft?

Calibrated like an experienced VC partner. Tells the truth professionally — doesn't mock, but doesn't soften either. Tone: "this will kill the deal", not "this could be improved".

Is my data safe?

The pitch is only stored during analysis. We never sell data or show decks to third parties. You can upload a version with financials redacted.

What if the analysis is wrong?

Email us and we'll dig in together. We promise: at least 3 things in the roast will be things you already knew were weak.

Does it work for landing pages and cold emails?

Pitch decks only for now. Landing pages and cold email roasts are next.